In This Corner

Imagine this: ... but 30-something. That's me.

You can contact me at [myfirstname][mylastname][at]yahoo.com (where my last name is not actually Griznayaveeblefester), although I might assume your email is spam.

Mia famiglia

Naida, a.k.a. the pup, "pretty dog"

Kabuki, a.k.a. the kitten, "little one"

Minou, a.k.a. paws

Sunshiny Sister - the older one, mother of the six-year-old and the ten-year-old
Sister Mach 3 - the sister formerly known as "the younger one"

Friends

(in order of appearance)

High school
* Luv-vah * – has degrees up the wazoo
Horndog – a cunning linguist
Martin – “looks like Tom Cruise!”
TRad – paleoriffic
Bjorn – uses his musical talents for good
Sven – uses his business acumen for evil
The Grizotsky Sisters – just as hot, but less het
O'Laddie – will drunken-monkey wrestle you for the green piece

First degree
Jonathan – published, but not Franzen
Sexyex – now with 300% more sexy
Peej – funniest public school teacher ever
SPS – ···   · --- --- ·   ···

Between degrees
Flur – a.k.a. Al, Alain, The Ex I Argue With Most
Lyne – my ideal boyfriend, minus a Y
Chat – sarcastic in both official languages
JB – lesbian Lothario
Boken – small but sadistic

Second degree
Righty – has prime ministerial aspirations
DAVE! – dude should be sainted
Sweet Pea – a lioness in lamb’s clothing
Bearded Jake Gyllenhaal – he smokes, he drinks, he debates
My Rock Band Classmate – king of the kazoo
Freeform – one of those theatrical, engineering, farming musicians
Bella – doesn't believe in the "inner" monologue
Dr. Litt – the bride wore khaki
The Tiny Baptist – is morally opposed to me
Huck – tracking down hot Brits as we speak

A movie review
in seventeen syllables -
for busy people.

I am Awesome
POOPAGE!
Have a Cup of Cheer (and 40 Pounds of Dog Food)
Want Want Want
Long Distance Telephone
Stories from the Past Couple of Days
Zombies Make More Sense to Me
Money. Food. Clothing. Refrigerator.
Don't Mean to Be Rude, But I Gotta Breathe
*Objectively*, Top 50% for Funny

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